Friday, December 28th

No one is back from New Jersey and Ohio, you’re somehow slogging away at the office while your roommate gets stoned and reads The Guide to Getting It On!, and the evening’s fun is limited to the would-be hookers who populate Wasabassco Burlesque’s End of the Year Show in Brooklyn, featuring the no-doubt gratuitously tattoed derrieres of people named Creamy Stevens, GiGi LaFemme and Nasty Canasta. We can’t quite explain burlesque’s enduring appeal in our thin-crazed city, but gentlemen, this much booty usually costs way more than eight bucks.

[Wasabassco Burlesque, Union Hall, 702 Union Street, Brooklyn, 718-638-4400]