Big-Ticket New York Campaigns Marked Down

Air Hillary pulled in a few hours ago and her press pack was crowded in a hangar at the airstrip in Nashua, NH. A few hundred supporters were carefully displayed before an enormous American flag.

But pity the reporters: their franchise is “fucked,” as one member of the traveling press said.

Referring to the Clinton campaign (third place in Iowa) and the Giuliani campaign (sixth), the reporter said, “We thought we owned a McDonald’s but we own a Wendy’s.”