Grey's Anatomy Wins Big at Deflated People's Choice Awards

010908 greysanatomy web Grey's Anatomy Wins Big at Deflated People's Choice AwardsThe People’s Choice Awards (a.k.a. the most meaningless of awards ceremonies) aired last night, although nobody watched it and actors received their awards like they were pox-diseased blankets from the pilgrims. Because celebrities refuse to cross the Writers Guild of America’s picket lines, a "newsmagazine" version of the original ceremony aired. "Host" Queen Latifah giddily introduced the winners’ previously recorded acceptance speeches. Grey’s Anatomy‘s Katherine Heigl, who plays the bleeding-heart baker Izzie Stevens, was named favorite female star, while Patrick Dempsey, "McDreamy", was the favorite male star; Chandra Wilson, who plays the feisty Miranda Bailey, won favorite scene stealer.

Pregnancy and pirates are also apparently popular among America’s moviegoers. Knocked Up was voted favorite comedy, while Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End won best movie (and best "threequel", natch).

Full list of winners:

And the winners are:

Female TV Star: Katherine Heigl

Male TV Star: Patrick Dempsey

Talk Show Host: Ellen DeGeneres

Scene Stealer: Chandra Wilson

TV Drama: "House"

TV Comedy: "Two and a Half Men"

Reality Show: "Dancing With the Stars"

Game Show: "Deal or No Deal"

Sci Fi Show: "Stargate Atlantis"

Animated TV Show: "The Simpsons"

Female Movie Star: Reese Witherspoon

Male Movie Star: Johnny Depp

Leading Lady: Drew Barrymore

Leading Man: Joaquin Phoenix

Female Action Star: Keira Knightley

Male Action Star: Matt Damon

On-Screen Match Up: George Clooney & Brad Pitt

Movie: "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End"

Movie Drama: "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"

Movie Comedy "Knocked Up"

Action Movie: "The Bourne Ultimatum"

Family Movie: "Shrek the Third"

Threequel: "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End"

Independent Movie: "Becoming Jane"

Female Singer: Gwen Stefani

Male Singer: Justin Timberlake

Group: Rascal Flatts

Pop Song: Justin Timberlake "What Goes Around… Comes Around"

Rock Song: Daughtry "Home"

Country Song: Rascal Flatts "Stand"

Hip Hop Song: Timbaland feat. Nelly Furtado & Justin Timberlake "Give it to Me"

R&B Song: Rhianna "Shut Up & Drive"

Song from a Soundtrack: "You Can’t Stop the Beat" from "Hairspray"

Reunion Tour: The Police

Funny Male: Robin Williams

Funny Female: Ellen DeGeneres