Lindsay Lohan Falls Off Wagon

Uh-oh, Spaghetti-O…with booze! During Lindsay Lohan’s recent Italian vacation, she was caught guzzling Champagne from a bottle—the big and obvious kind—at a party. (For those who missed Ms. Lohan’s two recent DUI arrests, the actress and alcohol don’t get along very well.)

But according to a statement sent from her lawyer, Bill Berk, to, this particular cloud has a silver lining. “The good news was that Lindsay stopped herself that night, called her sponsor, and got herself immediately back on track,” Mr. Berk said, adding: “There is no magic cure here. The most unfortunate part of this is that Lindsay has to share her ‘one day at a time’ with the entire world.”

No word yet on whether Ms. Lohan’s attorney has informed his client that she is famous in places outside the United States. From the nature of things in the picture, the photographed swig was not her first of the night, the same night she reportedly made out with three different men. It’s probably safe to assume this was one picture Ms. Lohan, 21, did not prearrange.