Now, Two Romneys at Romney H.Q.

MANCHESTER — Matt and Ben Romney just arrived at Romney headquarters to give a pep talk to the callers. Matt has two kids and lives in San Diego; Ben is blonde and has a blonde wife.

“Obviously we would have liked to have won in Iowa,” said Matt. “Just on behalf of my family I wanted to let you know how much I appreciate it.”

Ben said that “We know this is a good cause and we’re grateful for your support.”

Matt said, “Now get back to work.”