Brits Keep Close Tabs on Nicholson’s Flab

jacknicholson Brits Keep Close Tabs on Nicholsons FlabWhat, exactly, does the British press have against Jack Nicholson and his glorious body? How else to explain the cheapshots The Departed star has been subjected to?

Today, This is London makes sport of the 70-year-old actor’s trip to St. Bart’s where he was photographed "flailing around the beach with his huge belly and sizeable man boobs on display."

Last year, The Daily Mail ran a series of photos of Nicholson on a boat in the Mediterranean in which he was spotted enjoying a "supersize baguette" and "struggling to haul himself back on board" after a swim. We just hope he waited the requisite 30 minutes after eating to go for a dip.