Morning Memo: Obama and Pitt, Jolie and Clinton, Cousins; Tinsley and Topper Not Talking?

Having broken up with Jason Preston, Marc Jacobs is on the prowl and a drama queen. [P6]

France’s first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy’s nude portrait taken by Michel Comte in 1993 will be auctioned at Christie’s on April 10th. [NY Daily News]

Is there discord in the Mortimer home? Tinsley and Topper arrive separately to the Young Fellows of the Frick Collection midnight breakfast after party last night and avoided each other while there. [P6]

Lowbrow MTV reality series, The Hills, will get a highbrow treatment by The New Yorker in its August issue. [Radar]

Obama is distant cousins with Brad Pitt, while Hillary and Angelina Jolie are ninth cousins, twice removed. [Us]

Emily Brill is now doing write-ups on local stores and will plug your brand free of charge! [Essentially Emily]