Important Politics Update: Lauren Conrad Endorses No One!

O.K., so let’s recount the events here. First, Heidi Montag publicly endorsed McCain despite thinking that “no one cares who Heidi Montag votes for.” Then McCain endorsed The Hills, saying that he’s “honored to have Heidi’s support” and that he never misses an episode of the show, “especially since the new season started.”

Through all of this we speculated that Ms. Montag’s archenemy, Lauren Conrad, might soon reveal her public endorsement, but no! See, the best way to get Republican Heidi back is not by choosing Obama or Hillary, but by simply being above the whole thing.

“Lauren Conrad believes in a private ballot but encourages everyone to vote,” Mr. Conrad’s publicist told The New York Times.