Morning (Burp!) Memo: Mo Rocca Does Jared Paul Stern; Discord Among Ashlee Bump-Watchers

An upcoming Law & Order episode might be “ripped form the headlines” of the Jared Paul Stern trial in which Ron Burkle accused him of extortion. The best part: A source tells the Daily News that Mr. Stern will be played by Mo Rocca! [NY Daily News]

Samantha Ronson has practically moved in with Lindsay Lohan. [P6]

Super-delegates like Gov. John Corzine shouldn’t go to the Waverly Inn because they might get eavesdropped on. That is reportedly what happed when Mr. Corzine was chatting up Ben Silverman, Al Pacino, Andrew Stein and Doug Liman at the restaurant recently. [P6]

Fake News: Ashlee Simpson is maybe pregnant, maybe not. [Us Weekly,]

Stop making fun of The Hills’ Justin Bobby for being an affected hipster wannabe who plays with his hair and burps a lot: he is officially a model now. [The Moment]