Morning Memo: Top Shelf for Christopher Hitchens; Poehler to Be Real-Life Baby Mama

Christopher Hitchens has some drinking advice for you: order by brand. [P6]

Miley Cyrus fanatics crashed Vanity Fair’s Web site trying to view pics of the fifteen year-old wrapped in a satin sheet. Bill O’Reilly blames her father. [NY Daily News, US Weekly]

Gay Talese’s memoir of his 50-year marriage to Nan will be the “War and Peace of relationships.” [NY Daily News]

Amy Poehler is pregnant! And not as a surrogate like she is in Baby Mama, but with husband Will Arnett’s child. This should make her Ralph Nader impersonation way funnier. [NY Daily News]

Lauren Conrad is a registered Republican just like Heidi. [Radar]

Morning Memo: Top Shelf for Christopher Hitchens; Poehler to Be Real-Life Baby Mama