Saturday, April 12th

Ever since the Beatles rocked Shea Stadium, Brit bands insist upon flocking (flap-flap-flap) to our shores. Today, trudge with the mind-enhancement crowd to Terminal 5 to see electro-rock band Hot Chip, after which the evening’s only possible finale involves veggie corn-dogs and, oh goody, Ashton Kutcher on Saturday Night Live! How much longer are we going to pretend that he’s going to stick around and grow old with Demi?

[Hot Chip at Terminal 5, 610 West 56th Street, 7 p.m., www.ticketmaster.com]