Mort Rains on PR Parade with Predictions of Doom and Gloom

zuckerman 0 Mort Rains on PR Parade with Predictions of Doom and GloomMort Zuckerman, owner of The Daily News and aspiring owner of the GM Building, offered one depressing prediction after another about the U.S. economy during his keynote address at the New York Chapter of the Public Relations Society of America’s 21st annual Big Apple Awards on Thursday night at the Rainbow Room.

According to a wry (and rather brilliantly written) press release, available here, Mr. Zuckerman was a bit of a downer:

With an oracular air, the editor-in-chief of U.S. News & World Report and chairman/co-publisher of the New York Daily News, predicted that both would get worse before getting better. “We’re not at the bottom of this,” he said, barely attempting to dissipate the cloud of doom rising from the podium. “We’re in a time that’s unique. This has not happened since the Great Depression. We have not had a single year in 70 years in which housing prices have gone down. We’ve had two bubbles—the residential market and financial. Our profligate ways of spending has affected the value of the dollar, which has gone down.”

It only gets better, and by that we mean even funnier:

As the crowd of stylishly dressed public relations professionals shifted in their seats, listening uncomfortably to such emanations, they did brighten up considerably when Zuckerman finally took a breather from his morbid prognostications to compliment the government (even if it’s the current maligned presidential administration) for responding so quickly to the subprime mortgage crisis and the recent collapse of Bear Stearns. They also smiled wanly when Zuckerman soberly praised New York City for its power of resilience, calling it a “global economy” that attracted “50 million visitors last year —far more than Paris, the most visited city in Europe.”

Oh, Mort!