Sunday, May 11th

Wake up, scribble note on hand to call mom, ingest potent prescription-drug cocktail and brave midtown to claw through sea of semi-starving publicists and fashion assistants who are five years younger than you for remaining scraps of eco-fashion darling Rogan’s new cheapo line for Target—before it wraps up a three-day Barneys cameo and retreats to Target in Brooklyn (which feels very far to travel even for $14.99 designer duds).

[Rogan for Target at Barneys, 660 Madison Avenue, 11 a.m. to 6 p.m., 212-826-8900]