Lindsay Lohan Returns With Labor Pains

After several breakdowns and drug busts, Lindsay Lohan finally seems to be settling down, what with getting all domestic and cutesy with maybe-girlfriend Samantha Ronson, going through Ugly Betty rehab, and now getting herself a real movie-acting gig. Variety is reporting that she’ll appear in a movie called Labor Pains, a rom-com with Ms. Lohan “as an assistant, working in a stuffy publishing house, who pretends to be pregnant in a desperate attempt to keep her nasty boss from firing her.”

The actress… said she loved the script. “It is a very different role for me and I look forward to the challenges it will present, and I love working on comedies.”

“I didn’t know Lindsay before this, but we looked each other in the eye three months ago, and she has done everything I could have asked,” said [producer Eric Schwartz], whose producing credits include “Gangs of New York” and “The Departed.”

Production starts on June 9. We wonder how they came up with the insurance money?

Lindsay Lohan Returns With Labor Pains