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She congratulated herself for maintaining neutrality during primary and also claimed solidarity with Hillary Clinton in frustration over press coverage concerning “what you’re wearing or what your hairstyle is.” Hillary, she said, is “a trailblazer who makes us all proud.” Obama is “our amazing Democratic nominee.”
Lynch promises to “work tirelessly” to elect Obama, then leaves the stage to strains of Brooks and Dunn’s “Only in America” — which your correspondent can exclusively reveal as the only song he has heard played at Obama, Clinton and McCain rallies this year.
Also: Maureen Dowd is wearing an aquamarine singlet and Late Show baseball cap combo.
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