Convention Shwag: Joint Juice, UPS Mints

DENVER—This morning at the Sheraton Hotel in downtown Denver, convention volunteers distributed six-pound black canvas bags to accredited reporters. The bags are filled with guides, cans of Joint Juice (Glucosamine – Hydrate and Lubricate Your Joints), magnetic poetry from SEIU (“Si, Se Puede,” and “Progress”), a “Protecting America” emergency radio (“Know Your Evacuation Plan”), a ringtone gift card, a combination lock, mints from UPS, chapstick from FedEx, antibacterial Hand Sanitizing Gel, a notebook from Staples, and a bottle of Joint Juice (“Take Once a Day.”)