Sunday, August 17

Light bulb goes off. Today is so not doing it for us. … (As per usual, we’ll just have to do it for ourself! So empowering!) Let’s see … let’s see (sound of rifling through press releases) … O.K., in Times Square, an as-yet-unannounced celebrity mom—our money’s on Dina Lohan—is auctioning off blue jeans worn by actual celebrities to benefit some charity. Help.

[“Clothes Off Our Back” charity auction by GE, Times Square Military Island, 10 a.m., http://www.clothesoffourback.org]

mbryan@observer.com

Sunday, August 17