Morning Memo: Madonna Getting Hair Care Tips; Sumner Redstone to Divorce; Will Ferrell On Broadway

Guy Ritchie‘s soon-to-be ex Madonna is now getting hair care tips from composer Ron Abel. [R&M]

It’s official: Sumner Redstone is divorcing Paula Fortunato, his wife of 5 1/2 years. According to their “iron-clad” prenuptual agreement, she will be compensated $1 million for every year they were married. [NYDN]

After someone died in the pool at LA’s fancy Roosevelt Hotel, the manager reportedly failed to drain the haunted water, which was later occupied by celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, Eve, Kevin Connolly, Seth Rogan, Elizabeth Banks, Justin Long, and Stacy Keibler. [P6]

New club Citrine will open on Halloween in the West Chelsea location formerly occupied by Snitch. Bottle waitresses will wear $10,000 citrine gems, so you know it’s fancy. [Down By The Hipster]

Will Ferrell will star in You’re Welcome America: A Final Night With George W. Bush, a one-man Broadway show about the 43rd President. [US Weekly]