Morning Memo: Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony On the Rocks?; Bernie Madoff’s Crazy Defense; Tom Brady and Gisele Engaged, Or Not

The City star Whitney Port is “hardly ever in” the Diane von Furstenberg office (where she supposedly works). Meanwhile the actual employees have trouble getting things done because of the MTV presence. [P6]

It seems that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s Valentine’s Day gift to each other will be a divorce. [Gatecrasher]

A currently “really out of it” Bernard Madoff may be planning an insanity defense. [R&M]

Former ImClone CEO Sam Waksal, who was supposed to spend seven years in prison for his role in Martha Stewart‘s insider trading scandal, faked a drinking problem to shave time of his sentence. [P6]

Tom Brady‘s father is denying reports that his son is engaged to Gisele Bundchen. [People]