Real-life rock-and-roll secrets, revealed

Last year, the isolated vocal track to Van Halen’s 1978 single “Runnin’ with the Devil” appeared on the Internet. Now the David Lee Roth Soundboard invites you to mix and match 37 of the earsplitting highlights to your heart’s content.

Choose between three kinds of “Whooos,” ten “Aw, yeahs!,” and an assortment of “Ewwws,” “Uhhhhhghs,” “Ohs,” and whistles. Yes, there are actual lyrics — “I live my life like there’s no tomorrow,” and “least I don’t need to beg or borrow” — but most of the song consists of quasi-operatic shrieks and screeches. So
if you’re looking for the world’s most annoying ringtone, you’ve come to the right place. “HAAAAAAAAAY YEEEAAAAH!?!” Give that dude a lozenge!

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