Come Home, Pascal Maria!

rsz 81836315 Come Home, Pascal Maria!All is forgiven, Pascal, if you’ll just come back to us.

Our hearts sank when we arrived at the Open today to find that Mr. Maria was once again not on the schedule. Come on, we can understand one vacation day in the wild city, but two?? In a row?? What is this, a Cassavetes movie?

According to the USTA, he’s still in town, and still in the tournament. Maybe he’s just gaining strength for a majestic resurfacing at the men’s final.