“What are we, farmers?” demanded a weary Fran Lebowitz. She was seated front row at Carolina Herrera’s 10 AM. show. It was, she announced, not her favorite time of day.

We feel ya, Fran. Fashion “Week” is a long, hard slog, and there are still two and a half more days to go. Some highlights from the Transom’s adventures thus far:

Bee Shaffer filled her mother’s shoes at Thakoon; Bill Cunningham snapped fashionistas outside.

Andre Leon Talley was super-hot at Ralph Rucci.

Lindsay Lohan, the specter who haunts all Ronson gatherings, was once again nowhere to be seen at Sam’s twin Charlotte’s show.

Gossip Girls turned out for Diane Von Furstenburg, but the real chatter concerned Hamish Bowles’s new mustache.

Jason Wu’s mirrored walkway imperiled civilians, but celebrities remained safe.

L.A.M.B. designer Gwen Stefani on fashion and motherhood: “The only thing parenting has to do with my collection is that the babies aren’t in my stomach anymore.”