Goodbye, Ladies: Brooklyn Decker, Sara Foster Both Out

Players wives, girlfriends and fiancées don’t have a whole lot of say on whether they’re staying at the Open. And unfortunately, to the disappointment of men all over the city, a nightmare scenario unfolded yesterday: Brooklyn Decker, the toast of Wimbledon and wife of Andy Roddick, along with Sara Foster, the lovely fiancée of Tommy Haas, were both knocked out of the Open.

It was a premature loss, and we’re not quite sure who the boys of New York are going to turn to now. There’s always Mirka Federer, who’s lovely, even if she’s never received the sex-symbol treatment from the media. And there’s still Andy Murray’s girlfriend, Kim Sears.