Items! Most of the News Is Already Rescinded

For a while New Yorkers couldn’t buy iPhones, but now they can again.

For a while JetBlue passengers couldn’t watch TV, but now they can again.

TMZ on J.F.K. pic that “could have changed history”: “Never mind.”

The New Yorker takes issue with the phrase “the aughts.”

Whippersnapper Cyrus Vance prepares for his ascent to the D.A.’s office.

Jude Law and Sienna Miller are back on, presumably because for Jude, frolicking in Barbados is more fun than frolicking with the nanny.

Obama appointee Peter Orszag will wed a member of the press. The Times sidesteps the easy jokes, leads instead with “that time Rahm Emmanuel called him sexy.”