Oprah and Joy Behar Get NSFW (Kinda) and Big Red Stops Lasting in the NCAA Tournament

Our inexplicable fascination with Jennifer Love Hewitt’s new book continues with this clip from Headline News, in which Joy Behar proves she’s not afraid to ask the tough questions.

Not to be outdone, Oprah sat down with porn impresario Jenna Jameson and after talking briefly about the “business,” the two got into a—ahem—lengthy discussion about male porn stars.

Anyway! At the NCAA Tournament, the clock struck midnight for Cinderella as Cornell lost to Kentucky in the Sweet 16. Somewhere, Andy Bernard weeps.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEtZUGabk1s

But the big story of the night was Kansas State outlasting Xavier in double overtime. Even if you’re not a hoops fan, CBS announcer Gus Johnson’s histrionics may well jump-start your morning better than that second cup of coffee.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVEIeD91vIc&feature=channel