We Don’t Get It

Warm weather brings its own set of problems, City Room informs us. For example, there’s the hypothetical risk of silverware getting stolen from outdoor cafes.

The headline on this news item: “Not Too Bright, but Sweet and Kind.”

We appreciate a little Magnetic Fields with our local news! However, we cannot fathom what “I Don’t Wanna Get Over You” has to do with stolen silverware. What is up, City Room? This never would have happened under Sewell Chan.

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