Naming an animal is fun because it allows you to show how clever and original you are, but without all the pressure involved in naming a child.
Now, thanks to the Bronx Zoo, you can name an animal and avoid the hassle involved in actually owning a pet. Reports the Daily News:
Adorable baby lion triplets make their debut Friday at the Wildlife Conservation Society’s Bronx Zoo, and the Daily News has an exclusive sneak peak.
Even better – New Yorkers can join in the excitement by helping to name the toothsome threesome.
We suggest “Tim,” or maybe “Steve.” Aggressively human names for animals are always a great joke, we find.
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