Finance Guy Relates Well to 8-Year-Olds

buttkiss 0 Finance Guy Relates Well to 8 Year OldsDaily Intel notices that Eric Rosenfeld, hedge fund manager, has a book coming out. It’s called Mrs. Buttkiss and the Big Surprise:

Mrs. Buttkiss is the charming tale of a big woman with a big secret. She’s been holding in a fart … forever. And she’s terrified of what will happen when she finally lets it out. So what happens when Mrs. B finally lets it out? Will her greatest fears be realized? Or will the outcome be … magical?

We could act like this is crazy and surprising, but it’s not. You know what finance guys are good at? Making money. You know what will make money? A children’s book about farts with a protagonist named “Mrs. Buttkiss.”

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