Last Night’s TV: Apple Spoons it Out, We Lap it Up (Plus: Letterman, Leno and More)

You have to wonder how Ricky Gervais feels today. The funnyman was a guest on The Late Show last night, but he had to wait for host David Letterman to spend five minutes watching guys make turkey calls with their mouths. But don’t worry: Mr. Gervais killed.

Meanwhile, Dave’s old pal Jay did an impromptu backstage interview with Joy Behar the other night and, well, the guy just can’t seem to shut up about what happened between himself, Conan O’Brien and NBC. Sure, everything he says is pretty much accurate—though we still don’t know how he got “screwed” by returning to The Tonight Show.

And finally, if last night’s episode of Modern Family (a.k.a. the longest iPad commercial ever produced) didn’t get you excited for Saturday’s release of Apple’s latest mind-control device, then perhaps this all-encompassing segment from Nightline will do the trick.