New subway map out next month: more Manhattan, less Staten Island. [NYT]

H&H Bagels owner pleads guilty to grand larceny. [NYT] 

Si Newhouse does not wish to dance. [NYP] 

Emily Gould goes to Washington, calls Nick Denton "crazy." [Washington Examiner]  

Joan Rivers and Elie Tahari are BFFs, apparently. [NYDN] 

iPad users will go to disturbing lengths to carry the device. [WSJ]  

NYU's next international expansion: China. [BloombergBusinessweek]

Shakeup at the Daily News gossip column. [NYM] 

Book marketing involving laughing women is actually kind of sad. [NYP]