Items! Ashley Dupre’s Literary Ambitions Deferred

Garrison Keillor doesn’t know too much about this Internet business, no sir. 

At long last New Yorkers can go on The Millionaire Matchmaker.

John Mayer’s sex life makes for quite the infographic.

Breath-holding competition goes horribly awry.

Pabst Blue Ribbon to be sold for $250 million. Thanks, Brooklyn.

Disney assistant wishes upon a star, gets arrested for insider trading.

Sorry, no book yet from Ashley Dupre

Judge Judy shushes hipsters.

Carla Bruni acts like Carla Bruni.