David Malpass To Try Out Racism Card On Bruce Blakeman, Says America's Finest [Satirical] News Source

david malpass David Malpass To Try Out Racism Card On Bruce Blakeman, Says America's Finest [Satirical] News Source

Candidate To Accuse Opponent Of Racism Just To See What Happens

 

NEW YORK-With polls showing him trailing in New York’s Republican primary race for U.S. Senate, candidate David Malpass told reporters Friday he planned to accuse his opponent Bruce Blakeman of racism just to see if it caught on with anybody. “It couldn’t hurt, so I might as well give it a shot,” said Malpass, explaining that his campaign had whipped up an ad accusing Blakeman of making disparaging remarks about Hispanic-Americans. “I’ll just kind of float the idea and see if it gets any traction. If it does, fantastic; if not, well, I wasn’t really married to it anyway.” According to sources, Malpass then shrugged.terminator David Malpass To Try Out Racism Card On Bruce Blakeman, Says America's Finest [Satirical] News Source

 

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