James Franco to Pursue Surgical Career Next, Maybe

James Franco’s masochistic interests are not limited to endless graduate studies: James Franco is also interested extracurricular amateur amputations.

In Danny Boyle’s 127 Hours, Franco plays Aron Ralston, a climber forced to saw off his own arm after it got trapped under a rock. If this new trailer is to be trusted, the reason Ralston’s arm got trapped under a rock is that he lived a life of freewheeling experimentation, pushing the limits of human endurance, flush with the hubris of youth. Perhaps it is a story that will teach us lessons!

DO NOT FLY TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN JAMES FRANCO.