He describes the deodorizing agent thusly: "It has a pleasant, showery smell. It’s not offensive and it’s not overpowering. It’s a light scent." It's a far cry from Burr's purple prose in T magazine, where he describes Hermès' latest women's perfume as "the milky scent of an infant's breath." We swoon. But this landfill man is on his way to great things, and great scents. We think the Times ought to get Mr. Burr and Mr. Fitamant acquainted as soon as possible, preferably by putting the critic on-assignment to determine the landfill's new top notes. The Gray Lady used to have a whole New Jersey section, after all.