Most ‘Relatively Normal’ Wedding Ever

0804chels Most Relatively Normal Wedding EverIt’s not that there wasn’t any information available about Chelsea Clinton’s wedding last weekend, there was just no interesting information (see: port-a-potties). “This wedding set a new record for most amount of media gaining the least amount of information,” said Jon Stewart on The Daily Show Monday night. 

Marie Claire editor Joanna Coles tells The New York Times Style section that most people were probably dissatisfied with the coverage because Ms. Clinton is “relatively normal.”

“People can’t quite believe it,” Ms. Coles told The Times. “They long to see a picture of her lying upside down with her dress hanging over her head.”

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