New Onion Video Reveals Time For Adults

A new video from The Onion brutalizes Time magazine, debuting a fictional new Time Advanced for adults that works on the assumption that the current newsweekly is aimed at children.

Most damning perhaps are interviews with actual children who claim to have already outgrown Time. “I mean, none of my friends want to read a bunch of out-of-touch trend pieces about virginity pledges,” one explains.

Also revealed: “beloved children’s character” Joe Klein is leaving the magazine.

 

TIME Announces New Version Of Magazine Aimed At Adults

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