Good Morning, Carl Paladino

28945 380686235508 130595325508 4170629 5627491 n Good Morning, Carl PaladinoWell done, Carl Paladino!

Your direct mail offensive has paid off, at least in the short term. By that we mean that we’ve stopped associating the words “Paladino” “mail” and “offensive” with something else. 

Your plan to send both long form letters and standard glossy mailers as part of an advertising “blitzkrieg” is not as creative as your campaign team‘s past efforts, but your literature has taken a hold of us and we feel compelled to wish you a good morning. Maybe it’s the Morning in America flashbacks. Or maybe it’s just that you seem a little grumpy.

Still, as we head toward the fabled Republican primary, here’s wishing you a day full of successful campaigning and very little pontification. Try not to spend too much. Toodles!


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