In Other News…: New Yorkers Rejoice! We Have the Hottest Senator

– Can’t a couple make out in peace in public without artsy black-and-white photos turning up all over the G-D place? Also, note the straight up clogs in the top picture.

“The life of Serena van der Woodsen is like the most complicated Jane Austen novel ever.” Gossip Girl writers, you’ve gone too far. 

Wal-Mart is looking for real estate in New York. Prepare for NIMBA…Not In My Back Alley. 

Kirsten Gillibrand is a hot hot sizzlin’ hottie–the hottest Senator!–according to Harry Reid. While the fair-haired mother of two is beautiful, let us be the ones to say it: there ain’t much competition.

Romeo Beckham, son of Posh and David, has inked a deal for a sunglasses line. In related news, James Wilkie Broderick is in talks to design dashing ascots. 

In Other News…: New Yorkers Rejoice! We Have the Hottest Senator