James Gandolfini Wastes Ice

The officially-on-the-decline-because-a-competitor-says-so Page Six still manages to scrounge up a pretty good anecdote today. On Monday, James Gandolfini allegedly managed to distract people from a burlesque show by throwing ice at a group of middle-aged women seated in front of him in the audience. He knew them, apparently.

The theater denies any disturbance and it’s tough to know what to believe. Gandolfini’s very anti-paparazzi so we can’t imagine him doing anything to draw attention to himself. Moreover, we’ve always operated under the assumption that the actor knows the value of ice. This turns our world upside down.