Good Morning, Paula Abdul!

Paula Abdul, your new dance show is going to go toe-toe with American Idol‘s timeslot? We’re trying to think of a way to show encouragement for a woman that isn’t tired and/or slightly racist. How about: “Go get ’em?”

We all knew this was coming. Simon left to do his American Idol imitator, so why wouldn’t you try to do the same? Let’s be honest, “Opposites Attract” was a long time ago and yelling at twenty-somethings from a sitting position is a good job, if you can get it. Heck, we do it for free some weekends in Williamsburg.

You’ve got your work cut out for you, Ms. Abdul, but in the end the judges are the only people who ever truly win on reality shows anyway, so you shouldn’t be too worried.

Love,

The Observer

Good Morning, Paula Abdul!