In Other News: Columbia B-Schoolers=Dirty Messes?


  • Columbia Business School students apparently have issues with personal hygiene. Bunch a hippies. No jobs left for those of you who don’t get “professional haircuts.”
  • Things you need: solid gold Monopoly set! See what they did there? A game…about acquiring wealth…made out of gold…So Meta!
  • You know that creepy Elmo dude in Times Square? Yeah, he’s officially creepy. Proof exists. Whither sad panda?