In Other News…: PETA Shuts Down Dancing Prawns

prawn In Other News...: PETA Shuts Down Dancing Prawns – This dude would get on the subway and tell people he wanted to make friends and stuff with other commuters. Then the WSJ made a video about it. Then he got fired from his job at Morgan Stanley. Which was a coincidence. Or was it?

– Apparently if you squirt lemon juice on a prawn while it’s alive, it squirms around. OK, we buy that. But what’s bizarre is the fact that restaurants would serve this as a dish. PETA ain’t happy about it. We’re still on the part where you are supposed to have a live prawn on your plate and then eat it?

The MTA wastes “a ‘huge’ amount of time” according to an Accenture report. Related: your train is running local every weekend until July 2028. 

– Yay China! You are the world’s best toilet seller.

Before they were black and white, penguins were burgundy and grey. What haberdashery.

– Resistance is futile: Check out the crow and kitten. 

Article continues below
More from Politics
(FILES): These two file photos show then Labor Secretary Thomas Perez (L) speaking to reporters about the minimum wage for federal contractors at the White House in Washington, DC, on Feburary 12, 2014; and Minnesota Democratic Congressman Keith Ellison (R) during a press conference about Islamophobia at the National Press Club on May 24, 2016 in Washington, DC.

US Democrats, licking their wounds from last year's election debacle, will pick a new leader on February 25, 2017 to take the fight to President Donald Trump and his Republicans. The race to chair the Democratic National Committee (DNC) features front-runners Tom Perez, a Hispanic-American and former secretary of labor under Barack Obama who is the establishment pick, and Keith Ellison, a black Muslim congressman from the party's progressive wing who has left open the prospect of pushing to impeach Trump. / AFP / Mandel NGAN AND Brendan SMIALOWSKI        (Photo credit should read MANDEL NGAN,BRENDAN SMIALOWSKI/AFP/Getty Images)
Sanders 2020 Just Became Much More Likely With Tom Perez as DNC Chair