In Other News…: The Nets + Stoli = From Russia With Love

– The Nets get a sponsorship deal from Stoli. We want the new Nets arena to sell blintzes and borscht. 

GOP ladies are hotter than Dem ladies. But wait…what about hot hot hottie Kirsten Gillibrand? 

When did animated GIFs become cool? Hipsters…what’ll they think of next?

– While Mark Zuckerberg gives $100 million to education, ex-Facebooker’s Sean Parker and Dustin Moskovitz donate a bunch of money to decriminalizing pot.

Things you need: Pottery Barn’s Halloween offerings. Rat vase filler!