“Paris Hilton Arrested for Cocaine Possession in Vegas”

Miss Hilton (at least we think that’s her) is riding shotgun in a car in Las Vegas, “driving around while smoking marijuana,” when a cackling police officer pulls her over. Paris then goes to the bathroom to presumably dispose of a baggie of cocaine, but the authorities find the drugs and arrest her. NMA compared this to Lindsay Lohan’s recent parole violation. “Some joke that Paris had to get arrested so that she can get some attention too,” the subtitles read. 

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