People who don’t have to travel today, you should really slap yourselves on the back. You won the day. That was some very excellent planning.
We, the people who are coming to you, were obviously very fond of you to begin with. That’s why we were coming, the heaps of food and alcohol had very little to do with it. But we can’t help but feel a twinge of envy. After all, what are you doing today? Cooking?
We had to send this to our intern to post because we were nearing the front of the security line and that androgynous TSA agent looks pretty grope-y.