In Other News: At Dorrian’s, the Prepsters Never Age

The 50th anniversary party for Dorrian’s looked, well, exactly as you would have expected.

Pete Hamill says keep dreaming, boys and girls, for the future of The Internet: “The youngsters I meet at NYU have true passion. They want to do good, solid, reported work. I think they will get the chance. Soon.” Kind of great.

This Harry Potter stuff has gone too far. A fake subway station sign leading to mythical Hogwarts land is some fakakta nonsense.

It’s a shoe. It’s a bag. It’s a shoe and a bag. Don’t try to understand this on a Monday.

We’re big suckers for the “monkey and parrot become friends” trope, and this is no exception. Never gets old.