Pete Hamill says keep dreaming, boys and girls, for the future of The Internet: "The youngsters I meet at NYU have true passion. They want to do good, solid, reported work. I think they will get the chance. Soon." Kind of great.

This Harry Potter stuff has gone too far. A fake subway station sign leading to mythical Hogwarts land is some fakakta nonsense.

It's a shoe. It's a bag. It's a shoe and a bag. Don't try to understand this on a Monday.

We're big suckers for the "monkey and parrot become friends" trope, and this is no exception. Never gets old.