In Other News: Take a Ride on the Oprah Express

Oprah has her own special Oprahplane now, and you can take a ride on it! It’s kind of like that 30 Rock episode where Liz Lemon thinks she meets Oprah on a flight, except…real.

– Another day, another story of a pharmacist scamming old people and taxpayers out of millions of dollars.

– Now this is just scary. Taxi companies want to raise rates so that you’ll have to cough up $3 before the likely smelly, potentially freezing/burning hot car even moves. Yeah.

– And you thought you wanted a parking spot. Food cart owners have started sleeping in their carts to stake out their precious locations.

– Want to know where to place blame for subway rats? Look no further!