Madoff Auction Slideshow

  • So you can sleep peacefully at night after a long day of defrauding investors.

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  • A symbol of Wall Street's strength and power, and also of the B.S. Madoff fed his investors.

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  • Life's a hustle, and a guy's gotta eat, right?

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  • It's important not to get your hands too dirty.

  • Invite your guests to kick back and stay a while -- or at least until the Feds are at the door.

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  • Keep track of how much time Bernie has left on his 150-year prison sentence with this tasteful timepiece.

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  • Nothing makes a lady feel special like an ill-gotten neck adornment.

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  • Few people know better than Bernie Madoff that first impressions can be deceiving.

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  • Play such classics as Scott Joplin's "Madoff Leaf Rag" or Elton John's "Swindle in the Wind."

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  • You may leave your investors out in the cold, but make sure your toes stay warm.

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