Scandal Report: Brought To You By A Nose-Diving Snooki

The city may have spent the week recovering from a pumpkin-sized hangover after a three-day Halloween bender — but have no fear! The gossip has to be reported, and we have to grade it. It’s The Observer‘s weekly Scandal Report. We’re coming to you late this week due to a couple breaking stories this afternoon — one concerning Robert Pattinson, and the other concerning this cable news anchor or something — so let’s get to it! Can the Daily News finally take the crown from Page Six after three weeks of losing? Click ahead to see!

The city’s tabloids, battling it out all week long. 

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